The Voice of Reason by Chael Sonnen

The Voice of Reason

By Chael Sonnen

  • Release Date: 2012-05-15
  • Genre: Sports & Outdoors
Score: 4.5
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Description

The book that you are considering buying is nothing short of a VIP Pass to Enlightenment, written by the UFC's most infamous and feared destroyer of men--Chael P. Sonnen.

Backwoodsmen and unlearned folk call him the Walking Thesaurus. His contemporaries have bestowed upon him the title Sir Sonnen. And those dwelling in the forgotten, forlorn jungles south of the equator reverently refer to him as filho da puta, a term Sonnen personally deciphered using his mastery of linguistics. It means, simply, "the Great and Humble Bearer of Knowledge."

In the coming pages, Sonnen's commentary and tales of heroic adventure will initiate you into the world of superhuman greatness. Allow him to carry you like a frail damsel through the world of professional mixed martial arts as he cuts weight, deals with moronic cornermen, expresses his disdain for focus mitts and punching in general, gets his face rearranged, and finds support and encouragement from fans. Permit him to cleanse your mind's palate and teach you the truth about history, politics, endangered species, cinema, terrorists, music, particle accelerators, and his plans for creating a Chaelocracy, which translates as "a Better Earth." Shower him with praise as he takes you into his manly mitts like a lump of clay and reshapes you in his own likeness.

Like all men of myth and legend, Sonnen strives for the betterment of the human race. Prometheus brought us fire; Dana White brought us the modern-day gladiator; and Chael P. Sonnen now brings us the step-by-step guide to being a great human being and patriot.

Purchase this book; learn how the world really works from the perspective of a man who has been face-to-face with presidents, wardens, dignitaries, judges, kings and queens, and athletic commissions; and find out if you have what it takes to awaken from your progressive nightmare.

There is no better day to stop being you and start trying to be Chael P. Sonnen. The time has come for The Voice of Reason.

Chael Sonnen is the best trash-talker in all of sports.
-Jim Rome, Host of The Jim Rome Show

I've never seen anything like it. He's the best thing since Muhammad Ali
-Dana White, UFC President

Reviews

  • Cha-Cha blah blah

    3
    By jross261
    After seeing Chael on Joe Rogan's podcast and hearing about his book, and never truly buying in to his character or reputation in The Octagon, I figured I would set my preconceptions about who Chael Sonnen was aside and give it an honest read. I have a new-found respect for Chael and where he has come from, but the book caked on the Chael character a lot. It was entertaining at first, but once I neared the end of the book and realized that we weren't going to break from the comedic format and hear from the real Chael behind all of the ego and cockiness, he eventually lost me. All in all, if you're looking for an entertaining book and not something that you'll walk away from with a bigger knowledge of fighting...or wrestling....or the world in general, then press 'purchase'.
  • Book review

    5
    By Sonnen fan #1
    This book is fantastic to put it lightly not one page in this book can't be put into an aspect of anyone's life this book makes any other look like a 3 year olds macaroni art taped to the refrigerator
  • worth my money

    5
    By Willie vanillie
    very entertaining
  • Finally an intelligent fighter

    5
    By Nippleheadednumbskull
    I have always been amazed at your self promotion skills, but not near as much as your wrestling skills. I had seen your book out for awhile, but after buying Chuck Liddells and Matt Hughes books, I had sworn off buying more fighter drivle. I was listening to old Joe Rogan podcasts on my 9 hour drive to work the other day, when i saw yours and gave it a listen. I stopped listening half way through and went to itunes and bought your book. I think it is a great read and our thoughts on politics are nearly identical. Thanks for surprising me with your intelligence and ability to tell a good story.
  • The voice of reason

    5
    By Djm0319
    Good read! Made some good points of view and had me laughing
  • Entertaining social commentary

    4
    By deroge
    Chael P Sonnen lays out only the facts in this gripping inside look at...um well depends on what chapter you're reading. He is a genius. Which means most times he doesn't need to site any sources. Besides, it's common knowledge that bibliographies where invented by the snot-nosed liberal elitists of academia. Go now, burn your gi and buy this book.
  • Great, Funny, informative book

    5
    By Jpizzlle
    worth my monies* for sure
  • Chael Sonnen: Voice of Reason

    5
    By Cade Edwards
    A great read from start to finish. I love me some ChaCha!
  • Loved it

    5
    By Afloyd20
    Couple slow chapters, overall fantastic.
  • Great read!!

    5
    By Codyskoolaid
    Thanks sir for the great read and insider info.

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